Noel Gallagher had someone in his band playing scissors last night and people are well confused (Report)

Gallagher Sr. has been prone to musical experimentation of late, what with his track ‘Holy Mountain’ sounding like Tony Christie singing The Vaccines and follow-up ‘Fort Knox’ sounding like Massive Attack doing Kanye while someone uses a pneumatic drill in the background, for some reason. No-one, though, expected to tune into Later… With Jools Holland to catch Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds performing a new song with the aid of stationary.

Yes, this is the news that one of Noel’s backing musicians was spotted playing a pair of scissors as they unveiled new track ‘She Taught Me How To Fly’ on the flagship show. In the video above, the concentration on the scissor player’s face is plain to see. She’s clearly serious about her art. Yet the people of Twitter are confused.

Matt has a very simple and very pertinent question

Naoimh wants Noel to know she’s got what it takes

Holly can’t actually believe what she’s seeing

Dan has a compelling theory about all of this

Lee is heartbroken, just heartbroken #prayforlee

Graeme is…